The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown 11/4

You saw the Barton mud video… (two posts below)… I just received this from Stephanie Chase at Ironclad HQ.

Rage, Muse! Sing the rage of the furious sirens of black and gold as they do most honorable and glorious battle in cyclo-cross against their sworn ale enemies of Team Beer.

For the glory of ‘cross, all might team supremacy must be decided on the battlefield of Twister. For decades this epic game has decided all important outcomes in the history of human kind. Napoleon decided to invade Russia after Czar Alexander couldn’t keep his left hand on blue. Pope Urban launched the first Crusade after hearing that the Sultan wasn’t very flexible. George W. Bush gave Al Gore a wet willy as Al attempted to move to right foot red, and we all know how Florida turned out.

Thus we implore our most worthy female adversaries of Team Beer to rise to the challenge of Twister this Sunday at the glorious Single Speed Cyclo-Cross World Championships and take on us, the women of Ironclad to see who will rule the bottom half of the women’s B race.

We will bring a case of beer; you bring a case of beer. The men’s A race will have hold no candle to the feats of strength that will take place on the sidelines. The winner take all, and Candi have mercy on our souls.

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