Calling all Iron(clad) Maidens:
Whereas the women of Team Beer were honored to rise to the occasion in answering your ominous call to a Twister match duel, we feel somewhat sympathetic in the wake of our glorious victory, which was witnessed by hundreds of cheering fans at PIR last Sunday (okay, so maybe they were cheering for the Category A men, but we like to believe that they were entranced by the great feats of Twister strength demonstrated by the women of Ironclad and Team Beer). We would like to offer a second chance at fame and glory to you, our most amicable, uh, we mean, formidable - foes by hereby challenging you to a great
SLIP N SLIDE DUEL
The winning team will be determined by overall distance achieved on ye olde Slip-N-Slide mat. Creativity and artistic style will be a plus, but length matters most in this mighty challenge.
Please be warned: the women of Team Beer have initiated a powerful new training program entitled Operation Ladies All a Board for Improvement Activities. Therefore, you might observe new levels of skill and strength during upcoming challenge matches.
If you feel bold enough to emerge from the ashes of your PIR Twister defeat by answering our call to this Slip-N-Slide duel, be there this Sunday with a case of beer (we’ll bring one, too) and your best Slip-N-Slide form. This is an excellent opportunity for you to reclaim your status as Portland’s true Iron Maidens!
Always,
The Women of Team Beer
Warrior Maiden wrote,
I fear Beer.
Link | November 13th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Quenton wrote,
What is involved with the O-L.A.B.I.A training program?
Link | November 13th, 2008 at 4:51 pm