Braaaaad Rooooossss

“Hey Brad, will you give me a call or send me a note? I don’t have your number.”

“Would you return this email? I have a question for you regarding the Twilight Crit.”

“Brad, I don’t need to talk you. See you at Crusade.”

“Hi, this is mark ginsberg, I am not brad ross’s personal assistant, but since we’re all emailing about him, I thought i’d chime in. Brad is out of town until Monday (really) he just got back from tour of Utah and is riding his mountain bike for a few days.”

“Brad Ross sighting I just saw Brad at River City earlier today….And he was not on a mtn. bike..”

“everyone know no one has ever ridden a mountain bike before about 11 a.m. unless they were heading home from a great party at about 5 am.”

“Spotted the elusive Brad Ross Yesterday, loitering in the parking lot of Pro Photo Supply. I didn’t honk. Or wave. I just looked at him and mouthed:

“Brad.”
“Ross.”

Straight up, like it was some kind of invocation. Clearly I was just channeling the collective NEED of our community. He looked like he just got back from the Twilight Zone. Or maybe he was on his way out there. Of course, he doesn’t know me from Adam, so that could have been it.”

“When I was getting lunch today, I thought I saw Brad’s likeness in the pasta buffet. ”

“do you mean Brad was digging in like at an eating contest, or you saw an image of him in the primavera like the Madonna on toast?”

“I have a birth mark that looks like Brad Ross”

“Is it easting pasta and drinking beer? ”

“Wow, Brad just left my apartment after stopping by to have have a couple of vodkas and a shower.”

“Technically I think it is Rabbit and Dogs, or Fox and hounds, not cat and mouse, but I hear Brad Ross loves all animals and is kind to them all equally.”

“Word has it that the Brazilian Mafia is also looking for Brad, with the intent of kidnapping him to test out his mad-brad mountain biking skillz at Mountain Bike Brazil. There is a bounty of 2 lbs of coffee for the brave person to turn him in - drunk or sober.”

“Brad Ross, sober? Yeah, right!”