by Heidi Swift
A few weeks ago, Mr. KMAN gave me access to speak my mind on this here blog. I will be honest - having the keys to the KMAN Kingdom is nothing short of intimidating.
What will my first post be? Should I post pictures of my cats? If I do that, will his dirty gerbils be jealous? Do I need to perform a hack photoshop job on all my images in order to be accepted by the readership?
Then it hit me. The biggest OBRA headline of the month has yet to be written:
Oregon Bike Racing Association Led By GIGANTIC SANDBAGGING SUCKER.
*ahem*
Of course, I am a foot-dragging, procrastinating, lolly-gagging guest blogger, so Kenji was able to sneakily upgrade before I broke the story. And it wasn’t the incessant goading from Candi and me that finally convinced him to man up, either.
Finally, the furry little rats got something right!
I am hereby honored to issue the formal announcement regarding Kenji’s upgrade from Kitty-Cat 3 to Roaring Cat 2. Way to step up and start taking it like a man, K.
erikv wrote,
Haha your animal captions are WAY more funny that K-mans
Link | June 11th, 2008 at 7:10 am
erikv wrote,
BTW Good job Kenji. Now all that cat 3 prize money can go to…someone else.
Link | June 11th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Mel wrote,
Kenji, You’re so cute! Almost as cute as Miffy & Kiffy. You deserve the upgrade and thanks for keeping us entertained:)
Link | June 11th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Ivar wrote,
Awesome post, Heidi
Link | June 11th, 2008 at 9:45 am
DavidS wrote,
I’m thinking I’d like to see a version of your business card with the anti-aero photo from above. Less imposing.
D
Link | June 11th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Sam Johnson wrote,
Uh oh Kenji….you realize we are now competitors….
If it weren’t for your love of Cavia Porcellus, this would be a problem. WHAT WERE THOSE LIGHTS????
Link | June 11th, 2008 at 11:25 am
admin wrote,
Saaaam- that light was the sun!
You’ve been chugging too much tabasco.
Don’t think of us as competitors…. think of us as…. partners. Yeah. That’s it. If you have a crazy idea, let me know and I’ll go with you. Heh.
David- ummm…. hold on. I was going to photoshop a new biz card… but then thought better.
And thanks Mel, Erik!
Link | June 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Karey wrote,
Congrats Kman
(Nobody thought you were a sandbagger…or maybe they just didn’t have the guts to say it! hehe)
Link | June 11th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Hein Verbruggen wrote,
Did you race at Tabor? If so, did you find the 1/2 field pleasant? Please describe your sensations.
Link | June 12th, 2008 at 10:07 am