Not really NW but K-Man found this infinitely funny. Austin King, Jittery Joe’s, relays why the challenge below is a fool’s bet when made against 6 hungry pros. (Although… I wonder if our own Evan Elken was caught up in these shenanigans- K-Man will try to find out)
COLOSSAL BURGER
“A behemoth of a burger! A full pound of ground beef is cooked on a flat top and loaded with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and onions. Served to you with a steely steak knife stabbed right in the middle. Meant to share, but eat it all, eat it alone and collect your bragging rights! Throwing your bun under the table disqualifies you! Eat EVERY Bite and Receive a Commemorative T-Shirt!”
- From Majors Sports Cafe Menu (There is some dispute as to whether it is really a 1 or 2 pound pattie. )
“While in the Minneapolis, Minnesota area for the Nature Valley Grand Prix, we stopped in at Majors Sports Bar for a bit of dinner one night. There were 6 of us from the team and we were looking for some good feed. Upon glancing over the menu, someone’s eye was caught by… The Colossal Burger. It said it was an absolute beast of a hamburger and if you’re able to eat it all in one sitting… Well, they’ll give you a free t-shirt.” Read more.
