
100 Acre Wood
By Carl Decker
I think the worst part of the weekend was right after I asked “Do you think we need to take all 10 gallons?” at the last fueling depot. Sometimes it’s embarrassing being a weight weenie. And this was one of those times. Normally, I’m proud of how light my car is. I’ve spent a lot of hours trying to get the power/weight ratio of the Wheels of Teal as good as possible, without adding power. This is because, generally, power costs money. Throwing stuff away, however, is free. So I have no sound deadening, no air conditioning, and no stereo. I have a plastic rear widow with no defroster. I have no console, so nowhere to keep my cellphone, and no sand inside the bases of my little safety triangle thingys. I put WRC mirrors on my car because they looked cool, but more importantly they saved 4 lbs. You cannot see anything using these mirrors.
So in a rally race, as with a bicycle race, I like to run light. And that’s how I almost ruined everything at the Rally America National event in Salem, Missouri.
I knew we were in trouble when the fuel light came on as we were rolling up to the start of a special stage (the timed race stages at a rally). The stage was 10 miles, followed by a 3 mile transit. Followed by a 4 mile special stage. Followed by a 20 or so mile transit to a service. I told Mike that the light was on. He did a good job of hiding how unimpressed he was.
So we drove 10 miles as fast as I could, but without braking as much, or accelerating as much. And the car coughed a couple times. And then we transited very carefully, so as to not waste fuel. And then we began running out of gas in the first corner of the 4 mile special stage. 3.9 sweaty, on/off/on/off/on miles later, we finished the stage on fumes. We then spent oh, 12 miles or so being towed to the next service by the Hanson Rally Team (thanks guys!). And then Mike and I pushed the car into the time control. And then we pushed it into the service area. And I told our service crew that I was retarded (but my Dad already knew that). And when we finally pushed and coughed and sputtered the car into the fuel depot before our last couple night stages, that’s when I said “Do you think we need to take all 10 gallons?”
After an uncomfortable silence, we used all 10 gallons
“Fueling issues” notwithstanding, the race went pretty smoothly. Since AC was laid up with a bad knee, we had to call in a pinch-co-driver. Mike Rossey came highly recommended by another co-driver we know, and for good reason. With 9 years experience, a couple National Championship titles, and some trips to the X-Games under his belt, Mike is a wealth of knowledge and co-driving skill. He’s also a stand-up guy that has done a bit of mountain bike racing and knows his STI from his XTR. So Mike would fly out of Washington D.C., our one man crew, Mike Decker and I would fly out of Redmond, and our trailer-mates, Byron and Sky would fly into Chicago and trailer the WoT into Salem. Eventually, anyway.
Turns out Byron’s old Dodge would take a full day of TLC to get running again after a month in Illinois storage. So Dad and I, in no particular rush to get to Salem, MO without a car to worry over, took a drive into St Louis. We toured the “Gateway to the West” arch and explored the surrounding urban decay on the Mississippi. And we luxuriated in doing anything other than working in the cold on that jalopy of a truck.
A day later, everybody was accounted for, and while the service crew took care of the WoT, Mike and I got down to business at recce. The roads were fast and grippy, with the occasional water splash through a creek. It was at one of the earlier g-out water splashes that I started noticing what looked like a trail of oil down the road in front of us. Less than a mile later, we came across the victim: ACP of the NOS Energy Drink Team had just torn the oilpan off of his co-driver’s Audi TT. We helped him get the car out of the road, and he and his co-driver hopped into our rental Accord for the rest of recce. This turned out to be great for Mike and I, as ACP is one of the fastest and most experienced rally drivers in America. We learned a lot and had a great time listening to he and his co-drivers stories. After a full day of recce, we had improved our note taking considerably, and were ready to try them out on stage.
When friday morning arrived, we took part in the “practice stage” to shakedown the car. We made two good passes, but stopped near the end of the second to tow ACP’s Evo (and it’s freshly grenaded engine) the 5 miles back to their service crew (not ACP’s dad). We just can’t seem to get enough of each other, it seems, but this would be the last time we saw ACP in action for the weekend.
In the afternoon, the stages started, and they were kickass! The improved notes were great and Mike was spot-on with the calls. We began building some momentum and pushing harder as the day progressed and confidence improved. By day’s end we had driven into 8th place overall, so would start in the mix with the faster cars on Saturday.
Saturday, however, would prove challenging. One early surprise was when we launched into a river crossing (this was no creek) and water sprayed me in the face from a hole in the floor somewhere. It also got Mike pretty wet, in addition to a lot of wires by his feet that apparently go to something important, as the car did not run well for a while. Time to ease up on the water crossings then, we decided.
The next stage, we lost the brakes at about 100mph when a brake line rubbed a wheel and failed, coming into a 50mph corner. We used a lot of the road, and a good bit of bushes too, on that corner. But we made it through the rest of the stage with the handbrake and lots of downshifting. Upon returning to service, we noticed that we had fractured a brake rotor as well. So we replaced a bunch of stuff and raced on crappy brakes until we had enough time to bleed them in a transit section.
And then there was the whole running out of gas thing. Yeah. But with every frustrating setback came the excitement of limiting our losses and not losing much time. Sure, Seamus Burke’s son got by us by a few seconds to take our 6th place overall on the last stage, but he’s obviously better at gas math than I am, so I guess he kinda deserved it.
In the end, we finished 7th overall again. Trailer-mates Byron and Sky went off late on saturday and couldn’t finish. Ken Block won and Travis Pastrana broke his car on a totally smooth looking corner and DNF’d. Which puts the Wheels of Teal 3 for 5 against Pastrana. He might not be counting. But I am. I gotta work on those math skills, ya know.
AC’s excited to rejoin me for the next event, the Olympus Pro Rally in Washington state, April 24th. And I’m excited to share the tricks I gleaned from Mike Rossey and ACP with him when he does. We’ll do the next couple National races in an effort to make the X-Games selection this year, and it looks like we might actually stand a pretty good chance of making it, if we can keep the shiny side up.
As for now, I’ve got some bicycle racing to do. I’ll be in California chasing podiums with my shiny new carbon Anthem X right until Olympus. Which sounds pretty damn good to me. Don’t you just love spring?
Thanks for coming along,
Carl Decker
Giant Professional MTB Team
bonus! here are video highlights (including some Offs) from Byron: http://vholdr.com/node/73365
here are a bunch of photos of me totally blowing a R2 spectator area, etc… http://photos.digitalspeed.org/v/100aw2010/693/